Tuesday, March 23, 2010

Dumbfinitions: All American

America: 1) a land where a citizen will cross the ocean to fight for democracy and won't cross the street to vote in a national election.
2) a nation that conceives many odd inventions for getting somewhere but can think of nothing to do when it gets there.

American cooking: the art of taking food out of containers from the fridge and putting on the plates, and call it a meal.

American food: once you eat, you'll go fat.

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